Have you heard of this stuff? It's MiO Liquid Water Enhancer, kind of like Crystal Lite but not really. It's CUSTOMIZED water flavor, it's LIQUID and it's ZERO calories! And just look at how cute the bottle is.
So now when I'm served swamp (water that Florida food establishments try to pass off as drinking water), I can use a little MiO to disguise the taste AND the smell. Yes, it's that bad.