I have been so sick.
I've neglected the blog, Facebook, dishes and showers; me taking one, not cleaning one.
I missed a sleuth of birthdays and let's face it, they're hard to make up.
The mailbox even overflowed! In this day in age when all we get is Bed Bath and Beyond coupons and some invoice from a mom-n-pop bill collector that doesn't have paperless. Sheesh.
What I did manage to accomplish?
- Finished off an entire box of tissue.
- Ingested enough NyQuil to tranquilize a cheetah.
- Watched the six Biggest Loser shows in my Hulu queue (that's 9 hours of viewing pleasure).
- Smeared enough germs over the house to infect Special K.
- Molded my hair into the raddest fohawk to ever walk this earth.
- And lost 4.7 pounds for the week (never a bad thing).